超无聊的第3天==“

最近都很无聊

无聊in the sense of 没有东西做/有东西不要做/太多闷闷的东西做

看到一篇让我超爆笑的，笑到~

An Arab Student sent an email to his dad, stated

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people here are nice
i really love it here. But Dad, i am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my PUREＧＯＬＤFERRARI 599GTB while all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Regards, your son

The next day, he gets a reply email from his dad,

My Dear Loving Son, Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrasing us. Go and get yourself a train too.

Love, DAD

他爸也真太over了吧！哈哈哈

过后，让我看到另一篇更被炸到的！超棒！给他五粒星

大概是这样

有一位学生写日记作业

２月３０日，星期天，晴

今天一整天都没有太阳，不能出去玩，我很伤心。爸爸买回来两条金鱼，我放进鱼缸里，被淹死了一只，我又很伤心

老师评语：我也很伤心，活到这么大，２月从来没有３０日，也没见过没有太阳的晴天，更没有见过会被淹死的金鱼

omg! 现在的学生，真的是太经典了:D